Posted on February 14, 2017
Welcome to those of you who are just joining this scattered-brain fiasco that is this blog, and welcome back to those of you who stay catching up to your
daily weekly monthly seriously I don’t know obviously how to keep up posts. You’ve been missed. Honestly, truly.
And welcome to the nightmare that is 2017.
Alright, so depending who you ask “nightmare” might be a tad dramatic, but it’s pretty damn bad.
Actually, no–“nightmare” is fairly appropriate.
The fact alone that we’re in a new year without current Prince facial expressions is horrific enough.
And since the rants and eye rolls have been kept at bay since 2014, it’s only fair to jump headfirst into this disaster like being unattended at a queso stand.
Posted on February 14, 2014
From the start of what turned out to be a crazy ride into the world of online dating—from creeps to plain ole NOs to “Hell Night” with Zac Efron to the too much too soon headache that was wine guy, all seemed worth it in the end by the time I finally met my new friend in person.
We chose to meet up at a bar/dance hall where upon my arrival I was greeted with a huge hug and then taken by the hand to pay my entry in and then to the bar for a drink.My new friend was already established as a good looking guy from his profile and talking online, but none of that did him justice compared to what he was in person. From his Midwestern accent to his bright Hazel eyes to his quick wit responses and sense of humor that scarily seemed to match mine it was safe to say I was smitten kittens. Shit: I was becoming. THAT. GIRL.
After talking about each other’s week and a quick dance we then went to meet outside with the friends of my new friend, where I was jokingly introduced as his girlfriend. It was funny, hopefully one day reigning to be true, and cute—mostly because I knew he was joking. If someone like wine guy had did it, it would have been creepy because trust he’d mean every bit of that shit.
Posted on February 13, 2014
It is clear that everyone has their fair share of pet peeves and last Fall I came to the realization that the list of things that annoy me is longer than I expected.
Just when you think you’ve reached your limit, some new trend or new annoyance twirls in….and that brings us to the part where we welcome Winter.
This whole polar vortex malarkey has really been whipping everyone’s ass into shape this season. The freezing rain and high psychotic winds and snow was cute for about 10.5 minutes.