Hey. Remember that time I took a break for about a month and it was simply unacceptable?
Well, let’s not even discuss the highest level of unacceptable it is that the fact of my last real post was a little over THREE MONTHS AGO.
THREE. DAMN. MONTHS. That’s 90+ days. Even Michael Jackson released an album in the midst of my hiatus.
The only good thing is that there is lots to catch up on, lots to discuss and yes, lots to be peeved about.
Welcome to Peeve This: The Summer Edition.
I think it’s safe to say that the time for my hiatus needs to and has come to an end. I’ve had enough of life’s busy schedule and unfortunately to the disappointment of my family and small gang of hopefully romantic friends it is not due to “having found a man”.
And with the hiatus over I’m just in time considering last week marked the “first day” of Spring.
However it’s still cold as fuck outside.That annoyance means it could only be time for a new edition of Peeve This: The Spring Edition.
It is clear that everyone has their fair share of pet peeves and last Fall I came to the realization that the list of things that annoy me is longer than I expected.
Just when you think you’ve reached your limit, some new trend or new annoyance twirls in….and that brings us to the part where we welcome Winter.
THE WEATHERThis whole polar vortex malarkey has really been whipping everyone’s ass into shape this season.
The freezing rain and high psychotic winds and snow was cute for about 10.5 minutes.
Pet peeves. We all have them.
For those of you who might be confused on what the definition of a pet peeve might be it’s basically shit that IRKS YOU TO NO END OF RETURN.
And I have more than a few of them.
Of course for me, there the usual suspects: Math, creepers, people who clap when planes land, slow drivers, closed-minded people, botched movie remakes, liars and THAT. FAMILY.
But lately there’s been a fresh batch of things that have been causing me to roll my eyes to the moment they might actually get stuck one day. I’m talking pet peeves: The Fall Edition.