It is clear that everyone has their fair share of pet peeves and last Fall I came to the realization that the list of things that annoy me is longer than I expected.
Just when you think you’ve reached your limit, some new trend or new annoyance twirls in….and that brings us to the part where we welcome Winter.
THE WEATHERThis whole polar vortex malarkey has really been whipping everyone’s ass into shape this season.
The freezing rain and high psychotic winds and snow was cute for about 10.5 minutes.
Summer is almost here and that means:
My birthday is coming up. And Soon.
And while I should feel like this:
I actually feel like this:
The “OH MY GOD I’M ONE MORE YEAR CLOSER TO THIRTY” hasn’t hit me yet. Really and truly, I don’t know if it ever really will–I have some time to change my mind though.
Sure, sometimes I joke that I’m getting old as dirt, my hip hurts, or that I will end up in my future great-grandkids History book but my “closer to thirty” panic isn’t the typical “closer to thirty panic”.
I don’t freak out about “The Plan”.
What is “The Plan” exactly?