Posted on February 14, 2017
Welcome to those of you who are just joining this scattered-brain fiasco that is this blog, and welcome back to those of you who stay catching up to your
daily weekly monthly seriously I don’t know obviously how to keep up posts. You’ve been missed. Honestly, truly.
And welcome to the nightmare that is 2017.
Alright, so depending who you ask “nightmare” might be a tad dramatic, but it’s pretty damn bad.
Actually, no–“nightmare” is fairly appropriate.
The fact alone that we’re in a new year without current Prince facial expressions is horrific enough.
And since the rants and eye rolls have been kept at bay since 2014, it’s only fair to jump headfirst into this disaster like being unattended at a queso stand.
Posted on July 16, 2014
Hey. Remember that time I took a break for about a month and it was simply unacceptable?
Well, let’s not even discuss the highest level of unacceptable it is that the fact of my last real post was a little over THREE MONTHS AGO.
THREE. DAMN. MONTHS. That’s 90+ days. Even Michael Jackson released an album in the midst of my hiatus.
The only good thing is that there is lots to catch up on, lots to discuss and yes, lots to be peeved about.
Welcome to Peeve This: The Summer Edition.
Posted on March 28, 2014
I think it’s safe to say that the time for my hiatus needs to and has come to an end. I’ve had enough of life’s busy schedule and unfortunately to the disappointment of my family and small gang of hopefully romantic friends it is not due to “having found a man”.
And with the hiatus over I’m just in time considering last week marked the “first day” of Spring.
However it’s still cold as fuck outside.
That annoyance means it could only be time for a new edition of Peeve This: The Spring Edition.
Posted on February 13, 2014
It is clear that everyone has their fair share of pet peeves and last Fall I came to the realization that the list of things that annoy me is longer than I expected.
Just when you think you’ve reached your limit, some new trend or new annoyance twirls in….and that brings us to the part where we welcome Winter.
This whole polar vortex malarkey has really been whipping everyone’s ass into shape this season. The freezing rain and high psychotic winds and snow was cute for about 10.5 minutes.
Posted on November 6, 2013
Pet peeves. We all have them.
For those of you who might be confused on what the definition of a pet peeve might be it’s basically shit that IRKS YOU TO NO END OF RETURN.
And I have more than a few of them.
Of course for me, there the usual suspects: Math, creepers, people who clap when planes land, slow drivers, closed-minded people, botched movie remakes, liars and The Kardashians.
But lately there’s been a fresh batch of things that have been causing me to roll my eyes to the moment they might actually get stuck one day. I’m talking pet peeves: The Fall Edition.